Flirting is an art. It is also one way to receive lashings, both of the religious and from-that-beautiful-girl kind. I, your loyal blogger, am back with sincere halal advice for my Muslim readers on how to score a Muslim chick. Non-Muslim friends and followers, please make sure your Muslim friends try this the next time they see that gorgeous chick around the block.
It may work. IT MAY WORK.
SSS: Show Some Swag
Yeah. Show some halal swag. Go up to a Muslim chick and do this. She’ll love you in this world and hereafter.
AHIH: Assure Her It’s Halal
By marrying her. I don’t know. Just do it.
The Fajr Trick:
It works. It always works.
Put a Ring On It:
Marry her already.
IT’S GETTING JAHANUMMI IN HERE. TAKE OFF ALL YOUR SINS.
I’ll stop trolling.
Pro-tip: While studying Surah Baqarah in the Quran, I read that the prescribed manner in which a Muslim man should ask for a woman’s hand in marriage is simple. This time I am genuinely not trolling. Do the following and try not leering. It’s not nice or halal.