Y U NO UNDERSTAND?!

My good friend and the ever-famous Y U NO man is here and we both had a long discussion last night on regional politics, IR and how Wikileaks is changing the world drastically. What compelled me to argue with Y U NO man was his pessimism regarding the local scene of politicians: He says he doesn’t care about the world if his very own home is on fire. Furthermore he told me how the citizens of Pakistan disappoint him on a daily basis. I agreed with him on some points. Here he is, beseeching y’all.

And then Y U NO man looked at me and asked two questions posed for the average Pakistani male and female citizen.

And

And the Hiterlesque Y U NO man spoke as well.

Annnnd this is the average Kasana-hater:

Odes to Pakistani Political Peeps

Like any fan of 4chan and Meme Generator, I decided to make my own meme-inspired pictures but, this time, the characters are from our local political scene. I know some of you probably think (quite unfortunately), “UHHHH, SHE’S A CHICK SO LIKE UHHHH SHE’S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO SAY UHHH SHIT ABOUT UHHH POLITICS” but it’s not like that. Neutrality is my stance when it comes to our leaders and their cronies. When I say leaders, I cough and clear my throat twice and expect you to get the point.

Anyway. With last night’s development of General Kayani receiving a three-year extension in his tenure, I witnessed many tweeters express their opinions about the military dude. But what compelled me to create these images was Kaala Kawaa’s rage against the decision. I think it was adorable in a very serious way. Call me weird, whatever.

Thus, here’s to our political bast – leaders:

Remember: It’s done in good humor. Don’t hate if you can’t take it.

Rage, man

With what’s going on in Lahore along with my incurable current absenteeism, writer’s block, the mind-melting heat, relationship-phobia, lack of entertainment and a plethora of other equally bothersome factors, the only image that can do justice to my frustration is given here. That’s right. It does FUUUUUU justice to my rage. Behold:

Say Hello To Philosoraptor!

One of the most famous internet memes out there, Philosoraptor is your not-so-average sagacious dinosaur. While scratching his scaly chin in deep thought, Philosoraptor poses the most challenging queries before his followers and haters (since many argue he’s a douche). I think he’s pretty cool despite the annoying inquisitiveness. Here are some personal favorites: